blog of a barking cow

An accurate evaluation

when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

wow remember when Tommy Pickles was motherfucking Moses

(Source: coltycolt)

i framed my favorite post

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak